SYNOPSYS:
Tang Mian is an NPC in a card game—the kind where a player throws out a card and the character inside appears to help them fight. But unfortunately, Tang Mian’s combat power is exceptionally low, while his charm points are completely maxed out.
When he rolls out of a card and makes eye contact with a player, the player gasps: “Oh my goodness, baby! Can I buy you skins—no, wait, can I buy you clothes to wear?”
Tang Mian: “…?”
Tang Mian found himself sought after by a group of cosmetic-focused players. Although combat-focused players didn’t care for him, Tang Mian was already quite satisfied living a life of eating, sleeping, and occasionally being summoned for Miracle-Nikki-style dress-up sessions.
Until one day, while asleep, Tang Mian felt that familiar summoning pull once more. He rolled out with his eyes closed and landed in a giant mound of fluff—he assumed it was a bed prepared by a player…
“Sleeping Beauty”
Before Tang Mian could react, he was bewilderedly summoned onto the battlefield again. His opponent was the legendary SSR Demon King. Just at a single glance, Tang Mian’s hands were burned red by the heat wave radiating from his opponent.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Tang Mian simply uttered, “Ah, so hot,” which left that powerful, arrogant Demon King who never bowed his head completely helpless, awkwardly apologizing to him.
After this battle, Tang Mian noticed that another title had been added to his card:
“The Princess and the Pea”
Tang Mian: “???”
One-sentence summary: Nobody attacks me at all; they are all trying to romance me.
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